Hay....I forgot....everyone needs to give us 10% of their income.....
new boy
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I'm Starting a New Religion Too! (Help Me Choose Which Kind)
by new boy init's between one of the following kinds.. religion 1. we have these big churches with lots of money.
when we first start the church, we will kill people unless they join.. in later years there will be...no brith control, no eating meat on fridays, we will confess our sins to a preist.
sex before marriage is o.k.
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The happiest people on earth?
by nvrgnbk inmy fading brother just informed me of two jw suicides in his area within the last few weeks.. one was recently disfellowshipped.. the other was an active publisher, possibly a ministerial servant.
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both left young children behind.. the cases appear to be unrelated.. of course suicide is nothing unique to jehovah's witnesses.. but most of us know that as a group they are no happier than any other segment of the population, quite possibly less so due to the burdens placed upon them and their paradisaic hopes that go perpetually unrealized.. .
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new boy
A women read our hand writing...20 years. She looked at my exwife and first thing she said was...
"Honey the GUILT is going to kill you."
Unfortunitly.....it kills alot of them.
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I'm Starting a New Religion Too! (Help Me Choose Which Kind)
by new boy init's between one of the following kinds.. religion 1. we have these big churches with lots of money.
when we first start the church, we will kill people unless they join.. in later years there will be...no brith control, no eating meat on fridays, we will confess our sins to a preist.
sex before marriage is o.k.
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new boy
It's between one of the following kinds.
Religion 1
We have these big churches with lots of money. When we first start the church, we will kill people unless they join.
In later years there will be...No brith control, No eating meat on Fridays, We will confess our sins to a preist. Sex before marriage is O.K. as long as they are screwing a fellow church member. (2 hail Mary's)
Oh, by the way the preist can't marry, but they can have sex with our children...we'll look the other way. Only one meeting a week.......People hate meetings. Our meetings will be in Latin (something no one understands) We'll believe in Hell Fire, and infant baptism.....and of course there will be lots of GUILT!
Religion 2
We won't have much money in the begining, so we can't kill people unless they join. So we need to make all the followers "go house to house" (yea that's the ticket) looking for really unhappy people. Our message will one of "Good News".....and that will be...God is coming to kill just about everyone. The "Good people" will have what is left of the earth.........and if some of your friends or family get killed my our God.....don't worry our God in his infinate mercy will erase their memories from your mind....our God a really nice guy.....just don't piss him off...........wow .....just like the God in Religion 1
No hell fire, when your dead your dead, no sex before marriage, no college education (we may change that later) 5 meetings a week.....with no college....most of are people will be really stupid...thats a good thing. They'll need 5 meetings a week...or they my start to guestion...our believes....and if they do you....and change their minds and try to leave us.....we will shun them... oh yes, there will be lots of GUILT!
Did I leave anything out?........It's going to be really tough to start these religions up....but once they're up and running.....Hay...who knows how big they get........
What do you think?
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James Olson Killed Himself Today!
by new boy init was october 31, 1973 james olson jumped out of building 4 at brooklyn bethel.. i along with many others back there...help kill him.
i'm not proud of it....i was part of the problem...the lack of love as it were.
i posted the story on "my bethel experience part 19".
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new boy
I don't know were he is buried. When you join Bethel you sign a piece of paper saying that the "Society" can keep your body when you die....I never knew what that was all about. Knowing the "Society" they sold it for a couple of hundred bucks to some lab.
Maybe his parents know were he is at...If indeed he is anywhere at all.
I remember they announced his death at Lunch the following Saturday...The one meal were only about 1/3 of the Bethel family is at.
This is what they said, in between announcements..........There be no tours Monday.... James Olson is Dead..Tonights dinner will be left overs.....
If you weren't paying attendion you would have missed it........He got all of 3 ssconds.
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Greg Stafford rejects Watchower and start a new religion
by TJ Curioso inchristian witnesses of jah .
come now the christian witnesses of jah.
that is why it must be our purpose to not serve jah or jesus by pleasing men.
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new boy
Great thats just what the world needs ....another religion....
There is already over 25,000 different christian religions now.....so now we have 25,001
let me guess is it "your way or the highway" too"
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James Olson Killed Himself Today!
by new boy init was october 31, 1973 james olson jumped out of building 4 at brooklyn bethel.. i along with many others back there...help kill him.
i'm not proud of it....i was part of the problem...the lack of love as it were.
i posted the story on "my bethel experience part 19".
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new boy
Thank you my friend AK Jeff for your post ..
Yes...Richard Wheellock did kill himself at Bethel...It was after his death that the "Society" softed their stand on suicides!.....as in Maybe....God could forgive them....isn't that nice of God..
The good thing about killing yourself at least you don't have to worry about the guilt anymore.
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Slowly killing myself
by 5thGeneration injust got back from the doctor and he was alarmed at my liver function test.
he sent me for an ultrasound of my liver and i'm being tested for hep.. problem:.
my drinking way too much is because i have a hard time dealing with wanting to leave the 'truth' but can't.
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new boy
Tell me about it....I was hitting the bottle before I left too.
Self medicating.....I'm convinced if I stayed in I would be dead now....You just can't bottle all that shit up and not have some phyicial problems.
God bless you my friend, I wish you the best!
NB
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If You Dressed Up on Halloween- Who Would You Dress Up As ?
by flipper inthought i'd do another one on halloween!
i'm in the spirit!
no pun intended !
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new boy
If you can see my picture you know. It's the same thing I was in my last life time. I was a German Luftwaffe pilot in WWII.
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James Olson Killed Himself Today!
by new boy init was october 31, 1973 james olson jumped out of building 4 at brooklyn bethel.. i along with many others back there...help kill him.
i'm not proud of it....i was part of the problem...the lack of love as it were.
i posted the story on "my bethel experience part 19".
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new boy
It was October 31, 1973 James Olson Jumped out of Building 4 at Brooklyn Bethel.
I along with many others back there...help kill him. I'm not proud of it....I was part of the problem...The lack of love as it were.
I posted the story on "My Bethel Experience Part 19"
How many others, has the Wathtower Bible and Tact Society Killed....directly or indirectly?
If you know of someone who has been killed or died because of their teachings please post there name here today.
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JWs Don't Believe in Hell...but they DO Believe in Pain & Torture!
by new boy ini remember being a pioneer and telling people how stupid they were for believing in a "burning hell.".
the analogy they told us to use was..... "if you had a small child and they were bad could you take that child and put it's hand over a flame and burn it's flesh and hold his hand there....dispite his screams and his pain?".
of course the answer was always...."no".
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new boy
This really was the root cause of why I left...
I was raised to be a passivist....I couldn't even hit someone without getting into hot water.
My God wasn't....He wants to kill just about everyone....sure he going to "feel bad" afterwards but still..
How could I be nicer then him?